Beagle: Sometimes I eat turtles.
Ayisha: That’s totally normal.
Freya: (Twitches violently)
Holly: What’s happening to Freya?
Freya: (Vomits)
Georgia: Oh my god, she’s dying!
Holly: Ooh vomit… (Touches vomit)
Georgia: Oh my god she touched it.
Freya: (starts trying to eat table)
Beagle: Something happened.
Ayisha: What happened?
Holly: She must have eaten something.
Georgia: Oh my god, what did you eat? It’s all over your face.
Holly: I ate the vomit.
Ayisha: And why did you think that would be a good idea?
Holly: Freya eats vomit too, and you don’t give her a hard time.
Beagle: I think that eating vomit is how they got this terrible sickness.
Holly: (Starts Twitching)
Ayisha: Oh well let’s just leave them to it.
(They all walk away, apart from Holly and Freya.)
Georgia: Oh my god, you know what?
Ayisha: What now?
Georgia: Oh my god, I want to be a magician.
Beagle: That’s nice.
(Holly and Freya walk in.)
Freya: Hi.
Holly: Sup.
Georgia: Oh my god, I thought you were dead.
Freya: Meh.
Ayisha: So… Um. How do you feel?
Holly: You know, the usual.
Beagle: So. You are totally fine?
Freya: Yeah. We got you a drink. One each.
(They all drink)
Beagle: Egh. Tastes strangely like -
Holly: Vomit right?
Beagle: Yeah…
Georgia: Oh my god they’ve been possessed!
Ayisha: And they are trying to get us possessed!
Beagle: Uh oh.
(They all start twitching violently.)
(Goes black)
(Holly wakes up as a doughnut. Beagle wakes up as a bagel. Freya wakes up as a slab of meat. Ayisha wakes up as a piece of cake. Georgia wakes up as a magician.)
Beagle: Hey guys! We’re all food!
Ayisha: I’m cake!
Georgia: Hello. I’m sure you’ve figured out I was the one originally possessed.
Freya: Ah, nope, but thanks for saying so!
Georgia: Well, when you got possessed, it didn’t last long. So I turned you into food. Now, I am going to publicly kill you all, including this strange body I am currently in.
Ayisha: So you’ll commit suicide?
Georgia: Yup. Anyway, let’s begin the show! Prepare to be amazed! I am the great magician, Georgina! Watch as I cut apart this slab of meat! (She grabs Freya)
Freya: Aahh!
Georgia: (Cuts Freya in half) Ta da!
Crowd: Woo!
Georgia: And now, watch as I join this doughnut, and this bagel together! (Grabs Beagle and Holly. Joins them together)
Beagle and Holly: Aah!
Georgia: Ta da!
Crowd: Woo!
Georgia: Alright that’s the show for today. Come again!
Ayisha: Yay! She hasn’t killed me yet!
Georgia: (grabs Ayisha) Now for lunch! You didn’t think I’d let you go did you? Silly cake. (eats Ayisha)
Ayisha: Aah!
Georgia: Now, to get rid of this ugly body! (Shoots herself.)
The
End
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